bundere:

"stop making your sexuality/gender/etc the defining part of your personality" - someone who has never felt the intense relief and joy that comes with discovering that there’s a word for these feelings you have had all these years. someone who has never been had to learn how to embrace something that society has told them was unnatural or sinful. 

the-best-of-funny:

ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

X

the-best-of-funny:

ourheartsofsteel:

Fire cannot kill the dragon

X
  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *sweats*
  • me: ive made a huge mistake
  • stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

    stunningpicture:

    How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

    "

    It’s funny, how when women are ugly they are mocked for it, but when women perfect the art of makeup, skin, nails and beauty they are mocked for that too. It’s almost like if you’re a woman you’re mocked no matter what you do. Me? I sell makeup. I sell confidence. I sell gorgeous door to door.

    They say Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel with paintbrushes no bigger than his finger, but could he paint a masterpiece on his face, at seven in the morning, with his daughter pulling on his skirt, and his husband hollering about how breakfast is late, and only 20 minutes to get everyone off to school? It’s funny, how when men create beauty it’s a masterpiece and when a woman creates beauty it’s just what she’s supposed to be

    Me? I sell new beginnings. I sell a blank canvas, and your own brushes, and your own paint. I sell the chance to be your own greatest creation.

    "

    fuckerpunch:

    i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

    angels-of-porn:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

Why do I live here 

    angels-of-porn:

    mihlayn:

    new zealand’s finest

    Why do I live here 

  • *favorite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*